And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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