I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
