I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
