can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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