At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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