so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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