i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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