dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is it because I queefed?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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