He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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