dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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