So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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