it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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