I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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