She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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