areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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