"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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