do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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