the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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