you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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