I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
