i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he shaved USA in his pubs
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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