I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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