she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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