her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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