I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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