Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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