ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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