I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm like, not good at living.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
