talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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