Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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