okay pat passed out under dana's car
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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