I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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