They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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