i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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