I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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