Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
