Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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