Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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