I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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