I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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