i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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