i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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