We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I love you. Go after that dick
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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