My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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