Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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