I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
