I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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