i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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