I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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