I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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