what if I'm pregnant?
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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